
Tuesday, 31 May 2011. Verse for today. “The big final rule for the comma is one that you won’t find in any books by grammarians. It is quite easy to remember, however. The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person.” Today’s Daily Office Lectionary lessons from Deuteronomy and Psalms are about rules and what happens to those who do not keep the commandments of God. It is not a pretty picture. But here at my writing place is my calendar for the day, which has a more appealing rule. In my Navy office exactly fifty years ago was a well-meaning and enthusiastic chief petty officer whose job as my office manager included drafting official letters for my signature, or for the signature of the commander who was my boss, or for the captain who was commanding officer of the naval station. Chief Cook was a good soul in most respects. However, his every letter draft was an English professor’s nightmare: not lightly peppered with commas, but heavily Tabasco-ed with the littl...