Shock the World


Big news in the Sunshine State

Orlando, Florida. Major confrontation breaks out in a Subway cafe when a customer orders ketchup on his Philly cheesesteak sandwich. 

Niceville, Florida. Young man tries to rob a convenience store. When the clerk shows him there’s no money in the cash register, he walks out of the store and phones his mom for a ride home.

Elsewhere and Otherwise 

If Bill O’Brien is committed to the guys at PennState, quit interviewing for NFL, just that he talked with Cleveland was demoralizing. Pennsylvania governor proves himself an idiot even if he wins his lawsuit against the NCAA. 

Louisville safety Calvin Pryor was right about shocking the world. And not to keep agonizing about New Orleans, but look at the Louisville Cardinals 2012 schedule. Florida International, Cincinnati, South Florida, Temple, Syracuse, Connecticut, Rutgers? Sugar Bowl 33-23? Ain’t no WIH. If you watched Wednesday evening, it was like the Cardinals had prepared all season for this One Game, and the Gators, who must have partied their victory celebration on Bourbon Street all Tuesday night, were lucky it wasn’t 51-3. Hello? Maybe the Browns would like to interview Will.

Bitter, no. Still Stunned, OK.

Please pass the crow.

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