Hardly. Not Hardly. Not Hardly Not.

Annoying? Not hardly.

CB, My Story: Retired Episcopal priest writing for mental therapy as part of recovery after open heart surgery at Cleveland Clinic, and as an early morning means to annoy self and others. Politics and the news this morning? No comment on Ann Romney never working a day in her life except to say the onliest reason Bubba had all those jobs over the years was to finance the home front. Onliest? Yep. What about our shibboleth “The Navy comes first”? Nope, not on my watch, family first and onliest. Clergy with parishioners in every camp best not comment on presidential politics, especially now the primary scumbags and intellectual vacuums are sidelined. Democrat in the day when our grandfathers remembered the carpetbaggers and all decisions were made in the Democratic primary, Republican until Reagan sent Marines to Lebanon. Now? Secret ballot. Zero comment on Zimmerman, but stand-your-ground was not to shield stalkers. Pentagon ignores crude photos until they appear in latimes, whereupon busily grimace, investigate, fingerpoint. No comment on Secret Service frolics in Colombia. Escort? The shaggy dog story ends, Just what do you think I am, mister? To which the client says, We already settled that. Now we’re negotiating price. For a quiet $800 some loud drunk could have kept his job and his housekey. And now, an officious, self-righteous congressional investigation of the human male on TDY. Did we think they were going to Bible study? Not hardly not. In its infinite wisdom Congress will restore the biblical system of protecting the monarch: eunuchs. A prestigious, highly selective, exclusivist, elite corps of eunuchs. Attractive, enticing and appealing Secret Service recruiting posters on college campuses across the land. 
Hefty enlistment bonus and thirty days last chance to squander it before reporting for duty. But no re-up cash next time, what would be the point? 
Today's political definition. 20th century conservative: someone who thought everybody should mind his own business. 21st century conservative: someone who makes it his business to find out what you bought at CVS -- and who paid for them. 
Latest outrage: ‘Hopefully’ springs eternal. If only Bubba would’ve paid more attention in grammar class instead of drawing pictures of cars. 
Destined to make the AP Stylebook next: 'not hardly'.
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