The Anarchist Times


The Anarchist Times



During Ramadan, Pakistanis dodge tax collectors. During Lent, Americans should refuse to file 1040s. 

FRC shooting suspect had 15 Chick-fil-a sandwiches in a bag, FBI says: weapons, corpus delecti evidence against the cows’ vicious EMC campaign, or his lunch. 


Egypt’s Mursi moves to stifle opposition. The generals are surprised? Too thick to have a coup scenario ready to implement.

U.K. threat to Ecuador a ‘big mistake’. Yep. Assange? Swap an apology for custody, send him to Sweden to face sexual assault charges, everybody hug, say “peace” and down to the pub for a few pints. Talk of charging an Australian with treason against the U.S. is beyond stupid. Justice in Sweden, then exile to Oz. 


Anti-Putin Stunt Earns Punk Band Two Years in Jail. Four legs good, two legs bad. All are equal, but some are more equal than others. Four legs good, two legs better.

In Israel, speculation rises of pending attack on Iran’s nuclear facilities. Continued Israeli manipulation of US politics.


GOP VP nominee is for cutting government spending. His work history since college? Government paychecks.

Anarchist Party dream ticket 
Alfred E. Neuman for President 
H.L. Mencken for Veep.

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