If the Royals Ballboy gets Fired, Fire Everybody


Ballboy for the Royals interferes with a play, causing Davis to miss catching a foul to right field. Judging by his photo, the boy feels lower than an idiot, but he’s only a person and it’s only a game and it’s only life and every MLB umpire has made stupid calls not to mention every CFB referee. And Escobar grounded out anyway. So as Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge said to Harry that evening at the Leaky Cauldron, “no harm done.” And speaking of CFB, does anyone else have the feeling that the empty space between January and September is even longer than usual? Global warming is making the earth turn slower.


No MLB fan, no basketball fan though we did watch half of Florida v. Michigan before going out for dinner Easter afternoon and Florida made me glad to be both Gator and Wolverine, so I could still cheer and laugh. Back to CFB, it’s time for Auburn to turn around. Speaking of which, if there’s a lifetime ban on Chizik what about fallout on Muschamp?

Not preaching, Apocalypse in Sunday School.

Doonesbury for this morning --


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